The Solution to all our Problems

7 05 2010

 

President Rock!

If you are eager for a way out, but dont want to risk voting for the next George Bush, why not vote president rock? His decisions wont affect anyone!

No More War! President Rock wont declare war, no matter how hard other countries try!

Less Taxes! President Rock doesnt need money to buy fancy houses and giggling girlfriends!

Less Pointless Decisions! President Rock wont appoint anyone as “Vice Super Extra President Of Novelty Items”

Good Environment! President Rock loves the Environment! And unlike other presidents, he would prefer the Earth saying alive for at least a few more years!

Less Badly Spent Money! President Rock wont waste money and paper making stupid ads like this one!

So Vote President Rock, Do the Right Thing!

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