Things to do in a Lift 11-20

7 05 2010

This is a small compilation of the things to do in a lift. We now have over 45 different things, so be sure to visit the whole list here.

11 Explain to the other passengers that you are invisible.

12 Explain to the Wall your plans of World Domination

13 Attempt to sell your invisible items to the other passengers

14 Try teach the other passengers Chinese (or any other language) correct their pronounciation for any tiny mistake.

15 Tap dance while singing im a little tea pot over and over

16 Make loud farting noises and blame it on other passengers. Used best when Its only you and one other person

17 Convince people that you are the Real Gilderoy Lockhart from Harry Potter

18 Attempt to sell 10 cents for 5 dollars.

19 Ask for a disabled seat

20 Spit on your hand and ask to shake other peoples

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Quick Laughs

15 07 2008

Blonde Special!

For a few Days, We will be going over our Blonde Jokes! We’ll start with a few old ones, before getting to the new ones! Here is the 3rd…

There were three blondes stuck on a desert island. Their Fancy cruise boat had crashed but they were only 2km from shore. They couldnt stand being without their make up so they decided to go and get it. The First blonde swam 1/4 of the way then drwoned. The second blonde managed to swim 1/2 the way, then drowned. then the third blonde swam 3/4 of the way, got tired and swam back to the island.

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The Coming Soon Page will still be Released on the 17th! Or maybe Late night on the 16th!





Quick Laughs

13 07 2008

Blonde Special!

For a few Days, We will be going over our Blonde Jokes! We’ll start with a few old ones, before getting to the new ones! Here is the 2nd…

What do you do If a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run! She’s got a Grenade in her Mouth!

Please dont be offended if you are blonde, we dont mean you any harm (apart from that pin we just threw at you…hehehe) and just hope this cheers you up!

The Coming Soon Page will still be Released on the 17th! Or maybe Late night on the 16th!

WillWorkForBeer!





Quick Laughs

1 07 2008

Here is the NEW Joke of the Month! Enjoy!

A Girl walked into a room and asked her mother “Mum, Why am I called Coffee?” The mother replied “because I spilt some coffee on your head when you were born” She walks away, satisfied. Then another girl comes in and asks ” Mum, Why am I called Milk?” Again, the mother answers “because I spilt some milk on your head when you were born” She walks away, also happy with the answer. Then the last girl walks in and asks her mother “ugg ugghhh uh…?”. Her Mother replies “oh, Shut Up Fridge!”

This has been added to Our ‘Quick Laughs’ Page!

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Ok, Ok! If you want to know about the coming soon page, well its coming soon. There is a clue about it somewhere one the site (No, its not the password) but I am not revealing where until, well, its soon and Ill un pass protect it!





Quick ‘Things to Do In An All Purpose Store’

29 06 2008

Here is a breif adaptation of the ‘Things to Do in an All Purpose Store’, found at https://willworkforbeer.wordpress.com/things-to-do/things-to-do-in-a-all-purpose-store/

Try to purchase individual products (Works well with grapes and individual sale cola)

Hide in the changing rooms, with the door half open. If anyone walks in scream “Do You Mind!”

Make your own ‘Try Me’ Signs

Use a security camera as a mirror to scratch your self

Hide empty beer bottles in the Staff Only Zones

Hope you enjoyed these things to do, but make sure nobody you know is around when you try these!

Will Work For Beer





Kung Fu Panda

27 06 2008

I saw this movie a while ago, but since KittyPitty reviewed it I didnt see the need. Then I realised, Who Cares, Ill review it too!

Kung Fu Panda is your Predictable yet Lovable story of Believing in Yourself. Jack Black does a good job as Po, the overweight Kung Fu Dreaming bear. But this story is better than the usual disney cartoon, because of the humor. He is a figure we can all relate to, and the movie ends up with lots of laughs, although half of them will be loud children when Po falls down the stairs. Overall I give this movie a 4/5. It is G for General Audiences.

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Numa Numa!

25 06 2008

Site Updates: New ‘Things to do with Gullible Children’ and ‘Links’ pages, check them out!
The Original, unedited, Numa Numa!*
*Please note, not the original and may be edited…
We love this video and hope you do too!


 
This guy is MAD! Watch his eye brows move!
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