Kung Fu Panda

27 06 2008

I saw this movie a while ago, but since KittyPitty reviewed it I didnt see the need. Then I realised, Who Cares, Ill review it too!

Kung Fu Panda is your Predictable yet Lovable story of Believing in Yourself. Jack Black does a good job as Po, the overweight Kung Fu Dreaming bear. But this story is better than the usual disney cartoon, because of the humor. He is a figure we can all relate to, and the movie ends up with lots of laughs, although half of them will be loud children when Po falls down the stairs. Overall I give this movie a 4/5. It is G for General Audiences.

Will Work For Beer

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Update!

24 06 2008

Woohoo! I have Completed the ‘Things to Do With Gullible Children’ Page! Like all these pages, We will keep updating, and theyll just keep getting better!

To get to it; https://willworkforbeer.wordpress.com/things-to-do/things-to-do-with-gullible-children/

For those who dont have time to read it all, here is a breif abbreviation, These are only the first 5, so It is worth checking the page!

1 Tell them that if they stand balanced on their head, on the floor without any support, the easter bunny will come.

2 Give them a pet rock. Make sure they introduce themselves.

3 Pretend you are talking to invisible fairies in the garden, get your children to play with them.

4 Dress up as Santa. Tell them theyve been a bad boy/girl and no presents this year (this will get them to behave well)

5 Find an open sewage or gutter.Tell them that it leads to candyland

Have Fun Checking Out the New page! Tell me what you think!





Things to Do With Gullible Children: Preview!

15 06 2008

We are currently making a ‘Things to do with Gullible Children’ Page, after our sucsess with our test trial. This post will show the trial, plus a few more, all to be in the NEW PAGE!

1 Tell them that if they stand balanced on their head, on the floor without any support, the easter bunny will come.

2 Give them a pet rock. Make sure they introduce themselves.

3 Pretend you are talking to invisible fairies in the garden, get your children to play with them.

4 Dress up as Santa. Tell them theyve been a bad boy/girl and no presents this year (this will get them to behave well)

5 Find an open sewage or gutter. Tell them that it leads to candyland.

6 Pretend to eat something that says ‘High Voltage’ Invite them to try it too.

7 Tell them there are no such things as hanuted things or Ghost. Dress up like a Huge TV. At night, while they are at bed, Warn them to stay away, FOR EVER!

8 Give them a jellybean. Tell them it was magical, and they now have the power to Run (Not Walk) Through Walls!

This is a preview of the new page, Hopefully coming out soon!

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Preview: Things To Do With Gullible Children

8 06 2008

Here is a little list of things to do with gullible children. If you loike this, Comment saying so, and I will make a page about it.

1 Tell them that if they stand balanced on their head, on the floor without any support, the easter bunny will come.

2 Give them a pet rock. Make sure they introduce themselves.

3 Pretend you are talking to invisible fairies in the garden, get your children to play with them.

4 Dress up as Santa. Tell them theyve been a bad boy/girl and no presents this year (this will get them to behave well)

5 Find an open sewage or gutter.Tell them that it leads to candyland

If you like this and want to see more, Comment! I may make a page about this but want to know your opinions!

Will Work For Beer





Pawn Game Review

1 06 2008

This online game is AWESOME! Its a bit glitchy and laggy, but is a lot of fun. I cant guarantee youll love it, and will get boring after a while, but is still good. Find it for Free at http://www.pawngame.com . It is a basic 2 d online shooting game, and you can play with your friends if you organise it, and make passwords so no nosy people can join! 3/5

If you see a person called KittyPitty or KittyP., drop by and say hi before shooting me to smithereens!

If I make a game, it will always be called pawnerz or willworkforbeer so come ON and play!

KittyPitty

Lol, This is WillWorkForBeer, this isnt really my sort of game, but I guess its ok. Will get boring quick. And…Im a noob which makes things worse. I wont be on alot but if you see someone called drunkdestroyer, stop and chat!





Bringing Back the Pet Rock

30 05 2008

Tired of Noisy, Messy Animals? Try a New Pet Rock! Your Kids Will Love It!

Pet Rocks don’t need much, just a loving home. Ideal for kids who are a bit reckless because pet Rocks wont bite or get squashed. They are Very Calm but Shy. It migh take a while for them to get familiar with you. They don’t need to be fed much, or anything at all! Life expectancy of A Very Long Time.

FAQ’s

How do I know If my Pet Rock is dead or Alive? You Wont!

What should I feed it? Anything, apart from hammers, diamond and hard things. Invisible things work well. So does Nothing.

So What are you waiting For? Get Your Pet Rock Now!

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School…

27 04 2008

School is creeping back to us all… And its not good. I just dont want to go back. It seems like alot of bull. Sitting there, copying stuff down from the board and expected to study it. The only part I look forward to is the, next holiday. And my friends. I guess its life. Being stuck in one little room, listening to stuff you’ll never need and trying to stay awake. The sickest thing is the people who pay attention, who study and comliment the teachers, for sucsessfully wasting away our lives. Homework is just a way of keeping us good. So is school. I read an article a few days ago about anti schooling, i wouldnt learn much but thats what I want. No Rules, more freedom and Better Food. But I guess It wouldnt be that good. Either way, Ive still gotta go to school.

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