English Exam Marking Scheme

11 07 2008

This is how to get full marks in ANY English Exam…

1 Have neat and Fancy Handwriting [10 marks]

2 In every essay write at the bottom a ‘Thanks You’ note to the teacher, saying how you couldnt have possibly written this without them [20 Marks]

3 Dont use highligters/vivids ect [2 marks]

4 Recite exactly what the teacher says in class

5 Include your teaches favourite type of tea/hobvby or sport [5 marks]

6 Have parents who are their bosses [100 marks]

7 Write Poshly, and pretend you are English [10 marks]

8 Do what you are supposed to do on the Test [1 mark]

9 Write ‘DONT DO DRUGS’ somewhere in your paper [4 marks]

10 Use long words [15 marks]

Hope this helps you in any upcoming tests or exams!

Will Work For Beer

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3 responses

12 07 2008
puppyscruffy

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I THINK I JUST BURSTED A GUT FROM LAUGHING!!1 GENIUS PURE GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i dont get the:Have parents who are their bosses ?

12 07 2008
Will Work For Beer

If your parents are their bosses, you will get the extra 100 marks, because no teacher would ever let their boss’s son/daughter fail. Especially if they want to keep their job. Its really a method of Bribing!

21 07 2008
puppyscruffy

ooooooohhhh ok! lol!!!

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