Bringing Back the Pet Rock

30 05 2008

Tired of Noisy, Messy Animals? Try a New Pet Rock! Your Kids Will Love It!

Pet Rocks don’t need much, just a loving home. Ideal for kids who are a bit reckless because pet Rocks wont bite or get squashed. They are Very Calm but Shy. It migh take a while for them to get familiar with you. They don’t need to be fed much, or anything at all! Life expectancy of A Very Long Time.


How do I know If my Pet Rock is dead or Alive? You Wont!

What should I feed it? Anything, apart from hammers, diamond and hard things. Invisible things work well. So does Nothing.

So What are you waiting For? Get Your Pet Rock Now!

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4 responses

31 05 2008

i alredy hav 1 i named him paublo

1 06 2008

I Love Pet Rocks!!!

5 06 2008

This is such a hilarious idea. But, for kids it may work. they’ll really drink in every word we say abt a pet stone 😛 THis gave me a real laugh. U don’t need any tips for blogging. Ur doing great 😀

7 06 2008

Pet rocks huh? Yeah. Maybe that’ll help get my kid sister off my back…

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