1 When you recieve the test paper, look at the teacher gratefully and start eating it.
2 Mutter “Concentrate! Concentrate” to yourself during the whole test
3 Come prepared with a sleeping bag and pillow
4 Start singing karaekoe to your ipod
5 Rip up your test paper and sing “hallelujah”
6 Make Paper Airplanes. Write Hidden Messages on them (Be creative: can you give me the answers, I hate this exam) Throw them at the Teacher
7 Use paint to write your test
8 Start sneezing at the paper. Use the old, Allergic to Bullshit. If not try coughing.
9 Start a mexican Wave
10 Start asking yourself all of the questions and pretend to reason about them. When an instructor tells you to shut up reply “Well You Cant Hear Me Think Can You!” Start muttering how stupid the instructor is.
11 Use the test as a tissue. At the end return it to your teacher and tell him how easy it was.
12 Tick every answer and draw smile faces
13 Read All the Questions Extroardinarily Loudly
14 Answer All Questions as Yes or No
15 Stare hard at a question the scream EUREEKA run out of the room, while taking off your clothes
16 Ask the teacher for the ansers
17 Ask the person next to you for a pen. When they give it to you, snap it and throw it away
18 Announce in a really loud voice the answer to all the questons
19 To continue from 18, make every answer 16
20 At the end of the test tell the teacher you cheated
21 Bring a Fishing Rod. Try to catch other peoples test papers
22 Have someone call your cellphone in the middle of class and just pick it up and walk out the class door. If your teacher bothers you just shush him and point to the phone.
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lol so god damn funny OMFG!!!! geez these are good
LOL FUNNY!
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lol i love the last one
another one could be muttering “i’m gonna fail, i’m gonna fail” over and over again for the whole test
or you could start applauding and saying “yeah, bravo, yeah” or you could simply stand up walk up to one of your classmates and say “hey man, high five!”
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THATS FUNNY. =)
rofl I cant wait until u make more of these
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