Things to do While Sitting a Test

1 When you recieve the test paper, look at the teacher gratefully and start eating it.

2 Mutter “Concentrate! Concentrate” to yourself during the whole test

3 Come prepared with a sleeping bag and pillow

4 Start singing karaekoe to your ipod

5 Rip up your test paper and sing “hallelujah”

6 Make Paper Airplanes. Write Hidden Messages on them (Be creative: can you give me the answers, I hate this exam) Throw them at the Teacher

7 Use paint to write your test

8 Start sneezing at the paper. Use the old, Allergic to Bullshit. If not try coughing.

9 Start a mexican Wave

10 Start asking yourself all of the questions and pretend to reason about them. When an instructor tells you to shut up reply “Well You Cant Hear Me Think Can You!” Start muttering how stupid the instructor is.

11 Use the test as a tissue. At the end return it to your teacher and tell him how easy it was.

12 Tick every answer and draw smile faces

13 Read All the Questions Extroardinarily Loudly

14 Answer All Questions as Yes or No

15 Stare hard at a question the scream EUREEKA run out of the room, while taking off your clothes 

16 Ask the teacher for the ansers

17 Ask the person next to you for a pen. When they give it to you, snap it and throw it away

18 Announce in a really loud voice the answer to all the questons

19 To continue from 18, make every answer 16

20 At the end of the test tell the teacher you cheated

21 Bring a Fishing Rod. Try to catch other peoples test papers

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