Things to do to Embarrass your Parents

1 Run in circles

2 In Supermarkets, start laughing hysterically and rolling on the floor laughing at a brand name or product.

3 Talk to invisible friends when guests are around. Make sure you introduce them properly. Dont let your guests get away until thy’ve shaken their hands.

4 Go over the entire script of a Star Wars movie three times. Add lots of detail to the bangs and blasts.

5 During a shower scream “Help, im drowning!”

6 After a shower, dont dry your hair properly and run around in your underwear shaking your hair and singing “Im Singing in the Rain!”

7 Try meeting the Sun at night, while its not so hot

8 Eat anything that you shouldnt eat (crayons work well, Ralph Wiggum Styles)

9 Play with the light switch for a while looking at it hard. After a few minutes, Exclaim “I Get It!”

10 Jump from one room to another saying “Im in the room…Now Im not!” and giggling at random intervals

11 Run Into walls

12 Do breastroke on the tablecloth during dinner. Make sure to knock food off the table

13 Ask “Daddy, Where Do Kids Come From” Really Loudly in crowded area’s

14 Say “Im Special” Then Zoom around. Pretend to get lost and start crying.

15 Faint then say “Im out Of Batteries”

16 Refuse to eat everything. Act annoyed then chew on your clothes

17 Draw all over Yourself With Highliters. Claim to be Glow-In-The-Dark

18 Suck your Thumb. Say it tastes Like Chicken.

19 Play “Got Your Nose” with any guests.

20 Pretend to be Batman. Save Everyone by Destroying the Salad.

21 Get your hands on ‘Dirty’ magazines. When anyone asks about them (be sure to show them to Teachers) tell them your Dad gave them to you.

Dont try this too much, You dont want to get your parents too annoyed!

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