Things to do to Embarrass your Parents

1 Run in circles

2 In Supermarkets, start laughing hysterically and rolling on the floor laughing at a brand name or product.

3 Talk to invisible friends when guests are around. Make sure you introduce them properly. Dont let your guests get away until thy’ve shaken their hands.

4 Go over the entire script of a Star Wars movie three times. Add lots of detail to the bangs and blasts.

5 During a shower scream “Help, im drowning!”

6 After a shower, dont dry your hair properly and run around in your underwear shaking your hair and singing “Im Singing in the Rain!”

7 Try meeting the Sun at night, while its not so hot

8 Eat anything that you shouldnt eat (crayons work well, Ralph Wiggum Styles)

9 Play with the light switch for a while looking at it hard. After a few minutes, Exclaim “I Get It!”

10 Jump from one room to another saying “Im in the room…Now Im not!” and giggling at random intervals

11 Run Into walls

12 Do breastroke on the tablecloth during dinner. Make sure to knock food off the table

13 Ask “Daddy, Where Do Kids Come From” Really Loudly in crowded area’s

14 Say “Im Special” Then Zoom around. Pretend to get lost and start crying.

15 Faint then say “Im out Of Batteries”

16 Refuse to eat everything. Act annoyed then chew on your clothes

17 Draw all over Yourself With Highliters. Claim to be Glow-In-The-Dark

18 Suck your Thumb. Say it tastes Like Chicken.

19 Play “Got Your Nose” with any guests.

20 Pretend to be Batman. Save Everyone by Destroying the Salad.

21 Get your hands on ‘Dirty’ magazines. When anyone asks about them (be sure to show them to Teachers) tell them your Dad gave them to you.

22 Imitate Justin Bieber. Squeeze your crtoch reigons to imitate his voice well (Works best if you are a girl)

23 Tell your parents that you are taking a year off homework

24 Repeatedly run into a wall. Tell your parents you were watching spiderman.

25 Put on shaving cream. Ask why it isnt shaving you

26  Buy your mum or dad one slipper

27  When guests come over, fight with them for your parents’ love.

Dont try this too much, You dont want to get your parents too annoyed!

More will be added soon!

25 responses

26 04 2008
Lol!

Crackup! I should try these! Will Work For Beer You Rock!

28 04 2008
Mario800123

What about you add: When you have to go to the bathroom,cry “Juice! Juice!”?

29 04 2008
Will Work For Beer

Ok

13 05 2008
Sunbathing Donkey!

Are you annoyed with my comments yet?

27 05 2008
kadian

i tried all of them and got grounded for 2 moths T_T

27 05 2008
Will Work For Beer

Lol! Sorry but I cant help laughing… No offence, but you are, kind of stupid. lol! Good on Ya!

3 06 2008
Pinkey2we

those are really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Pinkey2we :mrgreen:

12 06 2008
Will Work For Beer

thanks.

29 06 2008
penelopedog

lol!

29 06 2008
sk8rty

These are Hilarious!!!
What about: If you are like 10+ you should get in a diaper go to a party. Get one of those things babies suck on and a bonnet. Put it on and start acting like a baby… That’ll get ‘em embarrassed!

29 06 2008
Will Work For Beer

Especially if its your parents buisiness party! That would be fun!

1 07 2008
Lissanoel

OMG I AM SOOOO GOING TO DO THOSE! But if I do, my parents would kill me and I’m 10 years old, so I really shouldn’t be doing those things, but they are HILARIOUS!

1 07 2008
Will Work For Beer

The older you are, the better the effect, as long as you can do it realistically!

3 07 2008
puppyscruffy

LOL THESE ARE FUNNY! im 11 years old, going on 12. i WOULD try them, but im too chicken!

4 07 2008
jobeanie

i am 9 and my parents got very mbarrassed

4 07 2008
Will Work For Beer

I wonder why…

9 07 2008
Reader Boy 7

Id LOOOOOOVEEE To see the look on my parents faces if I did these!

1 09 2008
Trubble Mayker

haha im 13 an i tried the looking at the light switch one in the middle of class and the WHOLE ROOM (includin me teacher) CRACKED UP LAUGHIN!! I LOVE YOU DUDE!!!!

3 09 2008
Karina

Those were So funny, I almost fell out of my chair! My Stepdad has a friend that I want to embarrass, so I am looking on the Internet for perfect ways. I’m 14, so most of these will work. Thanks.

9 02 2009
15angel7

LOL.

27 02 2009
bloobloo123

In one word…AWESOME!

27 02 2009
bloobloo123

Oh, I know one. During a ‘Family Reunion’ or something, start singing the Jackson5 “ABC 123″ lol.

8 08 2009
lovely girl

well i am 12 and i love my parents i wonder why…..

1 09 2009
wildcat

i tried some of these they were hilarious but then my mom told me to knock it off and that i was acting like i was 5.

3 11 2009
Yamato6

LOL this is hilarious. OMG!!!

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