If you are ever on a crowded lift, and you think nobody you know is around, you have got to try some of these
1 Show off your karate skills to the other passengers.
2 Introduce to people your invisible friend.
3 When the lift is cowded and it starts moving complain about your violent air sickness.
4 When the doors close announce to the other passengers, Dont Panic! They Open Aqain!
5 Play Peek-a Boo! With the other passengers
6 Place a box in the corner and go tick tick tick
7 Medititate in the middle of the elevator
8 Start Arguing with yourself.
9 Start A Sing Along with the other passengers!
10 Crouch down in the corner with your hands covering your eyes muttering “theyre after me”
11 Explain to the other passengers that you are invisible.
12 Explain to the Wall your plans of World Domination
13 Attempt to sell your invisible items to the other passengers
14 Try teach the other passengers Chinese (or any other language) correct their pronounciation for any tiny mistake.
15 Tap dance while singing im a little tea pot over and over
16 Make loud farting noises and blame it on other passengers. Used best when Its only you and one other person
17 Convince people that you are the Real Gilderoy Lockhart from Harry Potter
18 Attempt to sell 10 cents for 5 dollars.
19 Ask for a disabled seat
20 Spit on your hand and ask to shake other peoples
21 Get out of the Elevator. Say ‘Oops’ and walk back in. Do this for every floor.
22 Suck Your Thumb
23 Have a staring Contest with the other passengers
24 Play Hide and Seek.
25 Start continuously singing ‘Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious’.
26 Call the psychic hotline and ask them what floor you are on.
27 Give out tooth picks. Use them to poke other people.
28 Give out home made Yu Gi Ho cards. If they dont play, Demand a kiss.
29 Start Singing, Happy Birthday for no Apparent reason.
30 Sell yellow snow cones.
31 Fly a kite. If it dosent fly, bring a fan. Works best with a plug in.
32 Wear a dress. Works best if you are a boy.
33 Start telling your life story
34 Talk while you text (eg wuu2; what you up to)
35 Juggle a soccer ball. If you are good try with a Rugby ball.
36 Ask if you can borrow other peoples clothes.
37 Bring a Microwave. Put frozen pizza in there an wait for it to heat. Leave the plug on the floor.
38 Lick the Floor. Tell everyone it tastes like chicken.
39 Give out corn for free. Then whenever someone eats it remind them of the several taxes they must pay. Which all go directly to you.
40 Colour in the numbers of floors.
41 Tell people that you are waiting for your friend and don’t let them press any buttons, or leave the elevator, because you want it to be a ‘Group Reunion’
42 Remind them to wash their hands before touching anything in the lift.
43 Sniff the other passengers hair.
44 Play rugby. Fend off the other passengers continuously, and pass the ball to your ‘teammates’
45 Ask them forbottles. Pee in them and return them very innocently.
46 Make your own elevator music, by using only ‘do’ and ‘da’ sounds.
More coming soon…
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I have one thing to do too. Make everyone pay attention to you. Then press two buttons, like 5 and 6. When people ask why you did that, say it is cuz you wanted to go to 11 and you can’t reach it (works better if you are a kid or a dwarf).
LOL THIS IS EVEN (if possible) MORE FUNNIER THAN THE CLASS ONE!
Yep, I’d like to say its More Funnier too! Thanks!
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