Things to Do in an All Purpose Store

1 Bring in a Hundred Dollar Note and ask the Person at the desk for coins.

2 Try to purchase individual products (Works well with grapes and individual sale cola)

3 Hide in the changing rooms, with the door half open. If anyone walks in scream “Do You Mind!”

4 Hide empty beer bottles in the Staff Only Zones

5 Continuously try to speak to the cashier in a foreign language. Persist then leave huffing and puffing.

6 If someone does understand your language, start speaking in a similar gibberish and keep mouthing off at them.

7  Wear health inspector clothes. Look at fruit and vegetables through a magnifying glass. Pretend to be disgusted. Works well when mothers are walking past.

8 Start a food Fight.

9 Enter the store wearing speedos and an inflatable tube.

10 Try on bras over your clothing

11 Release cokroaches into the fruit section

12 Play Blindman’s Bluff.

13 Use a security camera as a mirror to scratch your self.

14 Ask sales people if they have any made up gibberish (eg: igglyshwerpies) Just in case they do run away screaming Mummy!

15 Walk really slowly in a thin aisle, especially when someone is behind you.

16 When paying the cashier, take the money out from a place you see fit….

17 Take a exercise bike for a test drive.

18 Tell the shop keeper that your going to steal somthing. Turn your back, then Run at them, and try grab their wallet.

19 Draw cheaper price lables, and put them on over priced items.

20 Ask for the bathroom. When they show you where it is mutter grimly and say Too Late

21 Make your own ‘Try Me’ Signs

22 Make out with Action Man in the Toy Section.

23 Play American Football or Rugby in the China and Breakables Section

24 Dress up as Batman. Sit in the Toy Section, and act depressed. When kids come around, wanting to buy a batman toy, lift up a bottle of empty liquor and act Drunk and Scary

25 Tell the owners that your their son, and that they need to give you free stuff.

26 Dress up like a little kid or get you 5 year old brother to buy condoms. If you don’t have a 5-year-old brother, borrow one from a primary school. They have heaps they wont even notice!

Have fun!

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