1 Bring a sleeping bag and pillow to class with you. Use them.
2 During math class, correct the teacher every time they misspell “pi”
3 When the professor asks a qustion jump up and down going “I know I know!” or “Pick Me!” Until they choose you. Say either “I forgot” or “I was Just Stretching”
4 If they take the Roll, correct them on the pronounciation of your name about 16 (or more) times. Be Creative. (ex: the ‘A’ in James is silent.)
5 Bring the Professor Applesauce. Say it’ll be easier on their False Teeth.
6 Bring popcorn, chips or soda. Ask when the Movie is going to start.
7 Also with the items from no 7, Complain how the trained animal shows just arn’t what they used to be. Throw the popcorn or chips at the Teacher.
8 Hide meat under the Teachers Desk. Bring your dog To school.
9 Come to school with a pipe. Sit at the front and after everything he says say “Quite Right old Chap”
10 After every sentence the teacher says exclaim WOW!
11 Walk out of class. Explain to your teacher that your brain is full.
12 Eat your textbook
13 Speak to your teacher in another language. Include many english swear words.
14 Bring a watermelon. Tell your teacher they were out of apples.
15 Go to the toilet. Change into your monkey suit and come back shouting SURPRISE!
16 Ask to go to the toilet. If your teacher says “wait till break”, surprise him with the New wet patch on the floor and say Too Late!!!
17 Go on Strike. (hunger strikes, tie yourself to the desk ect)
18 Sword Fight with the chalk
19 Record the School bell. Set it off at 5 minute intervals
20 Explain how you cannot study this because it is against your (made up) culture.
21 Ask to go to the toilet. Sit and concentrate for a while, stand up and stretch then say “Thanks”
22 Do the Chicken Dance
23 (In a school with uniform) Complain about other peoples taste in fashion. Don’t mention you’re wearing the exact same thing
24 Have a staring Contest with your desk
25 Glare at the person next to you. Reason “they havent looked at my new socks!” Find out how many people look at your socks now.
26 For an even better effect with no 25, Dont wear any socks that day!
27 When you get something to do, just sit there staring. When your class discusses it or asks questions announce, “oh, were we Supposed to Do this?
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Lol! I did the chicken dance!
oooh this is a great site! I will copy the link
I should try recording the school bell!
If you keep listening to me, you’ll have a lot of fun at school, but your teaches probably wont!
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if i did those id be killed by my teachers!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Pinkey2we
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I luv 12 and 8!
AND 25 AND 26!!! Also penelopedog will say sumthing now:
I like all of them but my favorites are number 25 and 26.