Things to Do With Gullible Children!

Here is our list of things to do to Gullible Children! Do NOT try any of these while you are babysitting a spoiled rich kid, especially if they will tell their parents!

1 Tell them that if they stand balanced on their head, on the floor without any support, the easter bunny will come.

2 Give them a pet rock. Make sure they introduce themselves.

3 Pretend you are talking to invisible fairies in the garden, get your children to play with them.

4 Dress up as Santa. Tell them they’ve been a bad boy/girl and no presents this year (this will get them to behave well)

5 Find an open sewage or gutter. Tell them that it leads to candyland.

6 Pretend to eat something that says ‘High Voltage’ Invite them to try it too.

7 Tell them there are no such things as hanuted things or Ghost. Dress up like a Huge TV. At night, while they are at bed, Warn them to stay away, FOR EVER!

8 Give them a jellybean. Tell them it was magical, and they now have the power to Run (Not Walk) Through Walls!

9 Tell them if they dial 911 on a phone, they will meet The Teletubbies (or Big Bird, be creative depending on the person!)

10 Give them a rock to eat. Claim it will give them superpowers!

11 Make an X in the garden. When they are around, Scream in shock, and tell them that this must be the pirates hidden treasure! Leave a spade conviniently lying next to the X. See how long theyll dig.

12 Make a cardboard picture of a TV. Leave a picture of some childrens program,put it in the lounge or living room and see how long they’ll watch it.

13 Tell them that if you jump on your teachers chair 15 times while she is looking they will get an award!

14 Tell them that you dropped a coin in the Toilet, but you didnt flush.

15 Show them a picture of their teacher, and a vampire, and show the similarities. Make Sure they believe you, and keep reminding them. See what happens in their end of year report.

16 Put glue in their Sandwhich

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