Quick Laughs

This is a page where you come just for a quick joke while your boss, parent or teacher is facing the other direction. The Joke of the Month will be on top and the rest of the jokes will be in ascending order (newest on top)

Joke Of The Month

A Girl walked into a room and asked her mother “Mum, Why am I called Coffee?” The mother replied “because I spilt some coffee on your head when you were born” She walks away, satisfied. Then another girl comes in and asks ” Mum, Why am I called Milk?” Again, the mother answers “because I spilt some milk on your head when you were born” She walks away, also happy with the answer. Then the last girl walks in and asks her mother “ugg ugghhh uh…?”. Her Mother replies “oh, Shut Up Fridge!”

Random Jokes!

 

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? 

To get to the Other Side

 

A man and his mates were talking, when suddenly a phone started ringing. He picked up and started talking. The woman speaking said “Hey Honey, I found this nice Jacket, but it Costs $100 dollars, Should I buy it?”replied, “Do Whatever you see fit” “Ok, Ill buy it! I aslo found this nice car, but its $10000, Should I buy it?” He replied again “Do Whatever you see fit”. She replied again “ok! I also found this house, Its for $1000000, can I buy it?” He replied again “Do Whatever you see fit”. “Ok,Its done, I bought all three, Thanks Honey!” The man hung up and put the cellphone back, and Asked,  “Does anyone know who’s phone this is?”

 

Child Cannibal: Mooom…I hate my teachers Guts…

Mother Cannibal: Then Eat around them.

 

How do you make a Blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell them a Joke on Wednesday!

 

Patient: Doctor doctor Nobody Believes Me!

Doctor: Oh come on, that can’t be true

 

There were three blondes stuck on a desert island. Their Fancy cruise boat had crashed but they were only 2km from shore. They couldnt stand being without their make up so they decided to go and get it. The First blonde swam 1/4 of the way then drwoned. The second blonde managed to swim 1/2 the way, then drowned. then the third blonde swam 3/4 of the way, got tired and swam back to the island.

 

Why did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill? 

To get to the Bottom!

 

Teacher: You’re Talking again JoeyBob! Do you think you’re the teacher!

Student: No, Im not an Idiot!

 

More jokes will come, be patient. A new one will come at LEAST every month. If you have a good Joke or Story, Comment them at the bottom of the page.

Have Fun!