10 Stupid Ways to Save Money!

Please, Dont try ANY of these! We hold no responsibility for

• Angry Wives
• Bad vegetables
• Gas Bills
• The Environment
• Getting Fat
• Being a Hobo
• Mad Cow Disease (we are serious)

1 Travel all across the city in your car buying the cheapest of everything in at least 30 different shops. Make sure they are all far away. Dont think about your gas (petrol) bill.

2 Keep the lights off at all times. Dont even go on the computer. Stop Reading This!

3 Eat less. Alot Less (DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!)

4 Grow your own vegetables. Use cheap products that never work.

5 Go to McDonalds. Their Food is cheaper. (DO NOT TRY THIS EITHER!)

6 Dont Buy a house. Live on the street.

7 Quit Smoking. This one actually Works!

8 Wash things by hand. Itll take so much time you probably wont get your work done.

9 Get rid of your insurance.

10 Live in the Country. The only part of this that doesnt work is finding a job.

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