English Marking Scheme

This is how to get full marks in ANY English Exam…

1 Have neat and Fancy Handwriting [10 marks]

2 In every essay write at the bottom a ‘Thanks You’ note to the teacher, saying how you couldnt have possibly written this without them [20 Marks]

3 Dont use highligters/vivids ect [2 marks]

4 Recite exactly what the teacher says in class

5 Include your teaches favourite type of tea/hobvby or sport [5 marks]

6 Have parents who are their bosses [100 marks]

7 Write Poshly, and pretend you are English [10 marks]

8 Do what you are supposed to do on the Test [1 mark]

9 Write ‘DONT DO DRUGS’ somewhere in your paper [4 marks]

10 Use long words [15 marks]

Hope this helps you in any upcoming tests or exams!

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Things to do in a Lift 11-20

This is a small compilation of the things to do in a lift. We now have over 45 different things, so be sure to visit the whole list here.

11 Explain to the other passengers that you are invisible.

12 Explain to the Wall your plans of World Domination

13 Attempt to sell your invisible items to the other passengers

14 Try teach the other passengers Chinese (or any other language) correct their pronounciation for any tiny mistake.

15 Tap dance while singing im a little tea pot over and over

16 Make loud farting noises and blame it on other passengers. Used best when Its only you and one other person

17 Convince people that you are the Real Gilderoy Lockhart from Harry Potter

18 Attempt to sell 10 cents for 5 dollars.

19 Ask for a disabled seat

20 Spit on your hand and ask to shake other peoples

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Justin Bieber. Love of Hate Him? RESULTS.

WE HATE HIM!!!

No, not really. We just dont see what the fuss is about. He’s just a singer, who happens to have the Most Beautiful …I need some time alone to think about him. Please continue hating him in my absence.

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Alex the albino

this is kinda like the 3 word game but you can write more than 3 words

just write what ever crazy things you want alex to do and well have a crazy story hehehe

ill start

Justin bieber! love him or hate him ??

hey guys i want to know what you guys think of him in the funnest way possible so i thought id let you guy tell me what you think and to make it interesting i want you to comment under this post and say if you like him or not and tell us why like

i dont like him because he doent have nuts

or i like him because um um um he looks like a chick ????

but realy if you like him tell us why !!!

justin bieber

7 things to do with your pet rock

1: sit on the train and talk to it very loudly

2: go up to ransoms and make them hug it when they do say oh didnt he tell you he fell in the toilet today silly rock!

3: go on a busy bus and put it on one of the seats if  someone trys to move it to sit down say ” why are you trying to take my friends seat!”

4: play tag with little kids and if they get you tag your pet rock then chuck it at one of the kids if it gets him laugh and say your in know !

5: take it to school and when ur given homework say you cant do it because your pet rock fell asleep on it and he wont wake up

6: make him a face book ! just cause !

7: take him out to a restaurant and when uv finished eating leave and say my friends waiting at the table to pay then run like hell ! cause your pet rock will of forgoten his wallet

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